Skeets is so good with dogs. I'm always telling him that he needs to get a dog to protect The Jones studio, but only if he could buy it from an NBA player, and preferably a pit bull. So thanks, Trail Blazers' forward Travis Outlaw(notes), for making this a lot easier.
Through his website, T-Law25.com (possibly an R. Kelly reference), you can buy any of the eight pit bulls that Outlaw owns and raises. I'm partial to Tank, a smiley guy with a huge, floppy tongue. But maybe you'll be interested in Denim, Memphis or Rascal. Of course, choosing a dog named Rampage is asking for a destroyed couch.
Even though they're vanity priced between $1,500-$2,600, the dogs are going to go fast.
You already missed out on the puppy, so go now. Go.
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