Good news, you guys. We're coming out of this crippling recession through an increase in consumer spending. You'll be surprised to learn that the majority of that money is coming from Ron Artest(notes) buying various hair dyes. It costs a lot to look this good. Thanks for helping us all out, Ron Ron.
This look, I guess we can call it "Squigglehead," which incidentally could make a good nickname for Artest. Ron "Squigglehead" Artest. That works, right?
Anyhow, this is certainly better than his Garnier Fructis botchjob from a week ago, but it's still not on the level of his "Defense" look from earlier this year. In fact, I bet he went in to his salon and said, "let's do something like when I had all those languages in my head, but just, like, squiggle it. It doesn't have to mean anything." Seems logical to me, considering it looks very similar, only not quite as excellent.
But I guess this is going to be a thing now. Every week or so, Ron Artest does something zany to his hair, and we all have a laugh about it. I'm not complaining. We need a Looney Tunes kind of guy in the league, so I'm just glad we have one. He's the blog era's Dennis Rodman, only somehow crazier. Lucky us.
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- Ron Artest