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Michael Jordan, at age 50, is spotted playing beer pong at a Miami hotel (Photos)

Kelly Dwyer
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Michael Jordan has plans for the 19th hole (Getty Images)

Charlotte Bobcats owner Michael Jordan, because he’s Michael Jordan, can do whatever he feels like. Yes, his team has dipped down to 3-4, coming off of embarrassing seven and 21-win seasons since the 2011 NBA lockout, but that doesn’t mean Jordan isn’t allowed to let some steam off.

Even if it’s done in the bro-iest way possible. Because yes, this is 50-year old Michael Jordan playing beer pong at a Miami hotel:

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(Via Twitter.com/totalfratmove. That is a real Twitter account.)

This is 50-year old Michael Jordan playing beer pong in a Jordan Brand t-shirt:

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(Courtesy Twitter.com/blairboghos)

This is 50-year old Michael Jordan playing beer pong in a pair of Air Jordans:

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(Courtesy Instagram.com/Yaypril)

Though I did attend a college in the Midwest and still love to consume large quantities of cheap American lager, beer pong never really appealed to me. Mainly because I didn’t really need an excuse to drink large quantities of cheap American lager, and oh also hey there are a bunch of young women at this particular party at this Midwestern college.

That said, Mr. Jordan is happily married, so he doesn’t need to involve himself in the chase any more. And because Jordan’s competitive zeal pushes him to ridiculous lengths, settling in for a game of beer pong sounds about right. He’s even, in an MJ-styled move, cheating by putting his elbow over the edge of the table.

One can safely assume that Jordan settled in for a game of Goldeneye later in the party, before falling asleep on the couch next to Tyler and a half-eaten pizza while a ‘Chappelle Show’ DVD blared on the TV in front of them.

(Hat-tips to SB Nation, Bleacher Report, yapril and citygirlsintl for their guidance in this trying hour.)

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Kelly Dwyer is an editor for Ball Don't Lie on Yahoo Sports. Have a tip? Email him at KDonhoops@yahoo.com or follow him on Twitter!

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