Happy 38th birthday, Ray Allen! Charles Barkley got you "the mental image of him doing a little bit of grinding with a nice older lady." It's the gift that keeps on giving (you nightmares)!
Between his smooth moves at the Miami Heat sharpshooter's Lake Tahoe birthday party, his pleasant insistence that Twitter is for idiots (which is harder to refute some days than others), his alleged/disputed Benjamin-tossing to strangers on golf courses and his willingness to share potentially unpopular opinions about controversial legal cases, this has really been a banner week for Sir Charles. If he gets angry at Skip Bayless or tells Derrick Rose's brother to shut up, I think we all get BINGO.
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