Congratulations to Kenny and Kitty on their recent nuptials, and to all those whose partners are either exceedingly understanding or share the same strain of sports-fan derangement to a degree that enables a man to pretend to be Dancing Rasheed Wallace on his wedding day. (In public, I mean. Like 90 percent of us have done it in private, or at least in our minds.)
This, apparently, happens more often than you might think, especially if you might think, "This never happens." More proof:
I respect your evident love of entrance pageantry and your determination to involve it in such a romantic and meaningful occasion, Detroit Pistons fans. I trust that your commitment to staying with a franchise that has seen both good times and bad, has been both richer and poorer, and has experienced both sickness and health over the past decade will serve you in good stead moving forward, and I hope that these particular long-term signings work out significantly better than the Charlie Villanueva contract.
Lead video via the Pistons' official YouTube channel.