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Create-a-Caption: Yao Ming is so sleepy

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He's just a li'l tuckered, is all. (Feng Li/Getty Images)

Yao Ming gets that plenary sessions related to the clearing of air pollution during the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference are super important; he wouldn't be here if he didn't. But could we maybe add a little pep to the sessions? Maybe some dubstep? Maybe some videos of baby giraffes? Something? Anything?

OK, fine. Maybe just some coffee, then.

Best caption wins more pictures of Yao at a political conference, which are just tops. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Jose Calderon's got all the right moves, which should really be the title of a movie.

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Get on your feet. (B. Sevald/Einstein/NBA/Getty Images)

Winner, Art: Jose reminds everyone that you can't have "Red Cojones" without "Jose Calderon."

NOTE: WHATCHU KNOW ABOUT JOSE CALDERON ANAGRAMS

Runner-up, Sam: Jose Calderon, expert ball-handler.

Second runner-up, EJ: Calderon just realized that Stuckey put Icy Hot in his boxers.

A Special Commendation in Ruling, We've Got the Teamwork to Make the Dream Work Division, goes to David D and -, who stacked their flows thusly:

David D: "Jose Calderon dreams of Shakira late in the 3rd quarter."
-: "who doesn't"

Nice work, fellas. Bake 'em away, toys.

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