Create-a-Caption: Yao Ming and a herd of reporters bathe themselves in sad irony

Dan Devine
March 21, 2012

"OK, who's next in front of the 'IRONMAN' sign? Oden or Bowie? No, it's definitely one of them; we already did Roy, and Jon Bender comes in tomorrow. C'mon, guys, we don't have all night."

Best caption wins Shatner doing Sabbath. Good luck.

In our last adventure: The Atlanta Hawks like to look at late-game strategy through a different lens.

Winner, Robert C: Coach Larry Drew: "All right, Joe. [draws two circles] This is your butt; this is a hole in the ground. Where's your butt?"

Joe Johnson: [points at one of the circles]

Drew: "Good Lord, Joe. That's why I'm the one that draws on the board."

Runner-up, Adam: Johnson: "I think you left a couple of zeroes out in my contract, coach."

Drew: "This is our lunch menu, Joe."

Second runner-up, Johnny: Johnson: "If I move here, then you must crown me."

Drew: "This is not checkers."

Rest of the team: "Here we go again."

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