Ball Don't Lie

Create-a-Caption: Wrong way, geniuses

Dan Devine
Ball Don't Lie

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Chris Paul, Blake Griffin and Steve Nash look back. (Getty Images)

Check out the noses for the ball on these three, huh? Turned completely the wrong way and leaning away from the ol' leather pumpkin. Great basketball IQ, guys. Championship-level stuff, I tells ya. Oh, brother.

Best caption wins another lap, and I swear we'll keep runnin' 'em until Paul, Griffin and Nash decide they'd like to get their heads in the game, because this kind of sloppy practice sure as shootin' ain't gonna beat McKinley High! Good luck.

In our last adventure: The hope of a new generation lives inside Rodrigue Beaubois' eyes. (Unfortunately, he has just been whistled for a foul.)

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Dallas Mavericks point guard Rodrigue Beaubois is wide-eyed. (AP)

Winner, DoWnEr 420: Beaubois: "To be, or not to be — that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And, by opposing, end them."

Beaubois and Referee, in unison: "To die, to sleep —"

Referee: "Wow, that was really good. Now do Nic Cage in 'Wicker Man.'"

Beaubois: "NOT THE BEES!! NOT THE BEES!! ARGHHHHH!!"

Runner-up, Lance: "It wantsss my preciousss?"

Second runner-up, Brad: Beaubois made the same face when he was told he could have ice cream because he finished all of his vegetables.

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