"I'm not saying I didn't like 'Picture' — heck, I'm in Detroit now; I certainly can't speak ill of the Kid — but ... I mean, I guess I'd just prefer to hear you get a little more 'Strong Enough' with it. A little more Lilith with it. I've got some bass tracks I've been working on that I think you'd really dig. ... And seriously, [EXPLETIVE] Lance Armstrong." — Detroit Pistons rookie center Andre Drummond, probably.
Best caption wins the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Good luck.
Winner, The Champ: PA announcer: "This just in! Dwight Howard just traded to the Los Angeles Lakers!"
Kobe Bryant: "Sweet!"
LeBron James, Kevin Durant and Tyson Chandler: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Runner-up, Magic32: Kobe: "Uh, guys? Our basket is over here. You just scored in their basket."
All: "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Wait, what?"
Second runner-up, Mark M: Somebody just told Team USA that there is nothing but chocolate in their gold medals.
A Special Commendation in Ruling, Being Appropriately Creeped Out Division, goes to many of you, who zoned in on the right shoulder of (newly signed Houston Rockets forward) Carlos Delfino:
Beaukemon: "Just a note — apparently Thing from 'The Addams Family' is what spooked Delfino."
Bsn: "That hand holding #10's shoulder is creepy! I don't see anyone there! Ginobili's arm cannot be that long! CREEEEPY!"
JC: "The Argentinians, along with some help from Kobe, pull off the classic 'fake severed hand crawling up the shoulder' prank on a few unsuspecting Team USA players."
Jeffrey D: "Whose hand is on Delfino's right shoulder???"
My guess? Manu Ginobili, via a trick-of-the-light photo effect making him look further away than he was. But I'm not here to rule out the possibility of anything supernatural, especially when Manu's involved.