Best caption wins a mouthful of Scope. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Ted Leonsis bends Magic's ear.
Magic: "What was that?"
Ted: "Nothing, Donatello."
Runner-up, Antonio Banderas: Ted: "I think for all of my teams, we need new arenas."
Magic: "New Arenas? If you spend that much, you might hit the Wall!"
NOTE: More like "Des-PUN-rado," amirite?
Second runner-up, Jeffrey: "Hey, want some donuts after this? If we win, it's on me."