Suddenly, this whole "the Los Angeles Clippers rank 22nd of 30 NBA teams in points allowed per possession since March 1" thing makes a whole lot more sense. Hard to stop opponents — especially ones as good as David West and the Indiana Pacers, who rolled up a 24-point lead on the Clips and withstood a furious fourth-quarter charge for a 109-106 road win on Monday — when your defenders are fast asleep on the court. Then again, when the coach is drawing up stuff like this in the huddle, it can be tough to stay awake. Really, everyone bears some responsibility, I guess.
Best caption wins a six-pack of Jolt Cola (not really, duh). Good luck.
Winner, Mark M: Marquis Daniels was quite upset at his teammates for drawing gibberish all over his arms, neck and chest while he slept.
Runner-up, Chris: Marquis Daniels tries out the new Tempur-Pedic adjustable dreads.
Second runner-up, Matt: "IT'S MY MONEY, AND I NEED IT NOW!"