Dan Devine

Create-a-Caption: Tracy McGrady's brain hurts so bad

Dan Devine
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Pfffft. I'm not buying it, Tracy McGrady(notes). You keep going around and telling everybody that you have exploding head syndrome, but I literally saw you drinking a 64-ounce Snow Fruit Slurpee during the last timeout, so that excuse ain't about to fly with me.

Sure, we all love massive drinks bursting with "generous helpings of lemon-lime, grapefruit and delicious, delicious snow." Obviously, that sounds fantastic. But chug-a-lugging one and suffering the subsequent brain freeze during an NBA game? Not cool, bro. Yes, I know how that sounds. I was being ironical, Tracy.

Best caption wins some Advil and a glass of warm water. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Shaq and Penny hop aboard the Smile Train.

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Winner, Zoo Luu: Penny Hardaway's reaction after Shaquille O'Neal(notes) revealed that he bought 50,000 Ron Artest(notes) raffle tickets in hopes to tie Kobe Bryant(notes) with five rings.

Runner-up, jlpamc: Penny: "Hi, Shaq."

Shaq: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date."

Penny: "???"

Shaq: "Shaqspeare."

Second runner-up, Fighting Maroon: Shaq: "After all these years, you're still dissing my free throws? You know I make them when they count. I wish I could say the same for ..."

Together: "NICK ANDERSON!!!"

Penny: "Hahaha!!! ... Ahaha! ... Aha ..." (cries)

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