Fantasy Pickups of the Week:

Dan Devine

Create-a-Caption: Timmy and Dewey have a close encounter

Dan Devine
Ball Don't Lie

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"You will meet your demise this day, Kal-El."

"You will never defeat me, Metallo, even with your kryptonite power source."

"Umm ... Beep boop bop beep boop."

"Computer noises, Tim? Really?"

"I know. I'm sorry, Dwight. I'm totally out of comic book banter. I was going to write some new stuff, but then I broke the scoring record, so I wound up staying up late all weekend celebrating."

"Huh. Let me guess: All-night finger-skateboard trick parties?"

"Umm ... no."

"Yeah, right. Can't believe you didn't call me, jerkface."

Best caption wins the end of a nerd friendship. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Eddie House wants you to call him "The Bearded Dragon," but you probably shouldn't.


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Winner, one: "I can't give you my headband, kid. But I hope this will do."

Runner-up, avi goldstein: Eddie cringes at the sight of Chris Bosh(notes) trying to get more attention.

Second runner-up, Sean: The face of someone entrusted with every end-of-the-game high pressure shot.

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