"Oh, don't worry, Professor. I've played with Moochie Norris, the 38-year-old versions of Mark Jackson and Rod Strickland, Charlie Ward, Tyronn Lue and Rick Brunson. I definitely know how to carry the one!"
And then they laugh and laugh and laugh. Yao Ming has only been back in school for like a day, and he's already having the best four years of his life. Just wait until someone teaches him about pranking the dean.
Best caption wins homework, but the fun kind. Good luck.
Runner-up, Russell S: Williams: "Remember Draft Night? When it was the T-Wolves' turn, I was like, 'I am not the 2nd pick you're looking for. You want to pick someone else.'' You know, Obi-Wan Kenobi Jedi [EXPLETIVE] ..."
Other Dude: "But they picked you anyway."
Williams: "Yeah. Turns out David Kahn's a Star Trek fan."
Second runner-up, Robert C: Derrick Williams is in full superhero mode as he saves the three people behind him from having to witness the horrific scene on the field — Arizona trying to play football.
- Derrick Williams
- Moochie Norris
- Rod Strickland
- Yao Ming
- Rick Brunson