How could Steve Nash's(notes) crazy face not be today's picture? That'd betray everything we all know and love about creating captions. I don't want to live in a world where we can't all marvel at the most spectacular one-eyed performance in Phoenix Suns history. You already know how the shiner was made, now tell us why. Best caption wins an ice pack. Good luck.
Previously, thumbs up from Stan Van Gundy.
Runner-up, Mike G: "You'll have plenty of time to miss free throws....when you're living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"
Second runner-up, The Football God: "Because the other finger gets me a technical"