Heartwarming teamwork from enemy combatants here. (AP/Charles Krupa)
"... because I don't see anything, Paul."
"I mean, it's supposed to be, Hakim. I read some story a couple of weeks back about how 2013's going to be the best year for comet-spotting in, like, forever."
"Yeah, but that doesn't mean you're going to be able to see comets, like, every day. It's only on certain days."
"Are you sure? I'm pretty sure it means we can just look up and see them."
"No, I'm definitely sure. Also, why are we doing this now. Weren't we just doing something else? And aren't we inside?"
"Man, I open up to you about how much I love stargazing and this is how you repay me? You're a jerk, Paul."
Best caption wins a missed train to Mars that results in the counting of stars. Good luck.
In our last adventure: I kind of can't wait to see this new buddy comedy starring NBA referee Leon Wood and the Utah Jazz Bear.
Things get physical between Utah Jazz Bear and referee Leon Wood. (Rocky Widner/NBA/Getty Images)
Runner-up, Impartialdisturber: Commissioner Stern quickly reminds Teen Wolf he'll need a year of college first.
Second runner-up, Jerry Wu: And this bear was juuuuust right.
A Special Commendation in Ruling, Ursine Puns Division, goes to both Ndalum93 and EJ, who crafted the following string of zings:
Ndalum93: This bearly qualifies as news!
Ndalum93: Why the thumbs down? I don't want any trouble bruin ...
EJ: Because it was unbearably corny
Aaaaaaaand scene. Very nicely done, bros. No-prizes for both of you.
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