One side, StubbleHub McSunglassHut. Steer clear, Tylerish HansBro. Don't you dare even think about blowing that whistle, ref. The point guard of the Phoenix Suns is in a hurry, and he will not be impeded. The question is: What's got his backfield in motion?
Best caption wins love, which Mama said you can't hurry, if I remember correctly. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Tim Duncan and Manu Ginobili, locked in an eternal struggle. First one to let go owes the other guy three bucks.Tim Duncan(notes) is forced to trade bald spots with teammate Manu Ginobili(notes) after losing a round of boo-ray.
Runner-up, rikiddo: "We should never have bet Pop that we couldn't squander a 20-point lead."
Second runner-up, My name is Jason: "Tim, this is very uncomfortable. You cannot teach fundamentals through hand-to-head osmosis."
A Special Commendation in Ruling, Coaches Know All the Tricks Division, goes to mctr92977:
Ginobili: "Tim, how could you fall for the old industrial adhesive gag again?"
Duncan (under breath): "Bonner!"