"I don't get the title, Spike."
"It's like Miami, but with crime."
"Yep. Sort of like I did with 'Crooklyn.' Meaning exactly what I did with that."
"And I'm the star?"
"Yep. You play Li'l Onions."
"That sounds like a really good name, but maybe it could be Cri'l Crunions?"
"I like the way you think, LeBron."
Don't worry if you're not hip to all the lingo — that's some real high-powered Hollywood insider-type movie talk right there. Best caption wins a Cradonna-crore complex. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Eric Maynor really needs to tell James Harden something.James Harden(notes): "I have THREE times as much hair on my face as he does on his head." Eric Maynor needs to work on his ventriloquist act. Brian Cardinal needs to work on his catwalk.
(NOTE: The model's walk itself isn't the catwalk. As any Right Said Fred die-hard remembers, we do our little turns ON the catwalk, which is the platform on which models walk. C'mon, son. Step ya remembering-"I'm-Too-Sexy"-lyrics up.)
Second runner-up, Mr: Harden: "I get it, REALLY! [Cardinal is] doing the 'I'm a little teapot' song. I get it. It's just not that funny, OKAY?"
- Eric Maynor