This was basically the only bad defensive possession Miami had on Monday night. Photographers always know how to get your bad side, huh?
Best caption wins a really nice Roy Orbison song, which it took me a long time to like because as a lad I got scared every time I saw Roy Orbison, because I thought he was Doctor Octopus. A joke, a song and a Dan fact! Man, I'm good to you guys.
Runner-up, The Devil "No, Jim, I told you, it's Ron Artest who hates pink flamingos! For Lebron, you're 'sposed to use a red-throated warbler. Get it right."
Second runner-up, Joel Fraternity initiation rituals.