Create-a-Caption: Scott Brooks is having a bad day

Yeah, dropping into an 0-2 hole against a team playing video-game offense will do that to you, coach. I'd say it'll get better, but ... y'know ... I don't really expect it to. Oh, well. Buck up, chum. Game 3's at home, so you'll get to sleep in your own bed tonight. Thank heaven for small mercies, right?

Best caption wins an R.E.M. song I didn't much love when it came out, but like more now because I kind of miss R.E.M. a bunch. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Mario, I've got a plan: Run away as fast as you can.

Winner, Larry B.: "I made him take a tough shot. If he makes it, that's pretty much God's will."

Runner-up, Orchard: "No, no, no ... I know he's going to try and pass it to somebody. No way he takes this shot."

Second runner-up, Jeffrey B: When the "DE-FENSE!" chant comes with a question mark.