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Create-a-Caption: Rodney Stuckey for Defensive Player of the Year, please

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Carlos Delfino drives into Rodney Stuckey. (AP)

The next time someone tells you that Rodney Stuckey is not a fearsome one-on-one defender, kindly point them toward the look in Carlos Delfino's eyes here, and enjoy the resulting moment of stunned silence in whichever way you see fit.

(Yep, I know this one's a few months old, but it was just brought to my attention, and it is the best, so there.)

Best caption wins a visit from Morganna the Kissing Bandit. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Greivis Vasquez is like a kid in a high-five candy store.

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Greivis Vasquez loves this game. (Getty)

Winner, QwerV1: "Everyone who's here on a 10-day contract, gimme a high-five!"

Runner-up, KMH: With new owner Tom Benson in place, Vasquez was sure he would get a nice bonus for putting Reggie Evans on the floor.

Second runner-up, Michael: "Wait until I tell them I didn't wash my hands after making potty ..."

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