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Dan Devine
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"Actually, Governor Schwarzenegger, I've always thought the scene with the alligator really tied the plot together nicely."

"THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING TO PEOPLE FOR YEARS, MAYOR JOHNSON."

"That 'You're luggage' line? Solid gold."

"WANT TO KNOW A SECRET? I AD-LIBBED THAT."

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In our last adventure: Paul Pierce plays such adorable eyeball games.

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Winner, Andrew U.: "You wanna know how many rings I'd have if Andrew Bynum(notes) was healthy in '08? That's right. Zero."

Runner-up, KMH: Moments before being stretchered off the court with what he described as a "near-fatal head injury," Paul Pierce(notes) was spotted plucking an eyelash.

Second runner-up, Antonio Banderas: PP: "Don't tell D-Stern, but ... yeah, the Van Buren Boys roll hard."

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