"Actually, Governor Schwarzenegger, I've always thought the scene with the alligator really tied the plot together nicely."
"THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING TO PEOPLE FOR YEARS, MAYOR JOHNSON."
"That 'You're luggage' line? Solid gold."
"WANT TO KNOW A SECRET? I AD-LIBBED THAT."
Best caption wins a reminder of how KJ used to serve cats. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Paul Pierce plays such adorable eyeball games.
Winner, Andrew U.: "You wanna know how many rings I'd have if Andrew Bynum(notes) was healthy in '08? That's right. Zero."
Runner-up, KMH: Moments before being stretchered off the court with what he described as a "near-fatal head injury," Paul Pierce(notes) was spotted plucking an eyelash.
Second runner-up, Antonio Banderas: PP: "Don't tell D-Stern, but ... yeah, the Van Buren Boys roll hard."