Joakim Noah just wants you to know that we're still thinking about you, Zero. We love you, we miss you, and we wish you the best ... wherever you are.
Hmm? What's that? Wh — Orlando? Nahhhhhh. Couldn't be. Looks like him, sure. But 34 percent from the floor and 27.5 percent from deep? Impossible. The Gil I know would never be a 12-minutes-off-the-bench afterthought in a playoff game.
Great joke, pal. Everyone knows Gilbert Arenas went to a farm upstate where he could run around and chase the horses and play all day. Some kidder you are.
Best caption wins a Stern reprimand. Good luck.
NOTE: As you read through these and gauge their comedic value, the important thing to remember is that all of these are being said in Robin Lopez's voice.
Winner, Schmack: "Do you hear that, Mr. Duncan? That's the sound of inevitability."
Runner-up, Weis Matic: "You smell like strawberries."
Second runner-up, Paul: "Ohhh, man, Timmy, you have a huge zit on your neck. You want me to pop it, or is that weird?"