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Create-a-Caption: Old man’s game, old man’s beard, old man’s difficulty getting up

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James Harden needs a hand. (Getty Images)

From deep within the dark forest surrounding Lipsylvania, the sound rang forth: "Nnnnnnnnnnffffff." And with the help of his friends, the elder wizard James Harden stood once more.

Best caption wins a look at something that can not only stand up on its own, but also sweep the floor, too! Good luck.

In our last adventure: Tyson Chandler + Mike D'Antoni = awkberg.

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Tyson Chandler displays sound chopping technique. (Getty Images)

Winner, Kevin: Chandler: "I don't care what anybody says: Running around as Oddjob and karate chopping everyone's ankles is not cheating."

NOTE: Oddjob owns you. Feel the ownage.

Runner-up, Azv321: Chandler: "So you're telling me that I can get a footlong now, cut it in half, and eat the other half later — instead of getting two six-inch sandwiches?"

D'Antoni: "Yep."

Second runner-up, Russell S: Chandler: "No, 'coach killer' isn't the term I'd use for Carmelo ... not at all ..."

D'Antoni: "Oh, please, continue! I want to hear this."

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