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Create-a-Caption: Oh, crud, Earl’s sleepdunking again

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Earl Clark ascends. (Getty Images)

Well, this isn't great, per se, but don't even bother waking Earl Clark up, I guess. Judging by the way he played for the Orlando Magic against the Philadelphia 76ers, he's doing great.

Best caption wins eight minutes of Mike Birbiglia talking about sleepwalking and things on Conan O'Brien's TV show. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Kevin McHale and Kyle Lowry have some issues to work through.

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Kevin McHale and Kyle Lowry of the Houston Rockets. (Getty Images)

Winner, The VZA: McHale: "Look, for the last time, if you say something tongue-in-cheek, you don't have to physically re-enforce it."

Runner-up, Joel: McHale: "Alright, Lowry, I give up. Where did you hide the ball?"

Second runner-up, Vaffanculo: McHale: "... and then Larry said, 'Why don't we go to Applebee's after the game?' And I'm like, 'Do you have a coupon, 'cause we all don't make your kind of money!' And he laughed until Gatorade came out of his nose. Then ..."

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