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Create-a-Caption: ‘No, *I* want it! Give it! MINE MINE MINE!’

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HEY!

Joakim Simon Noah, you stop that RIGHT THIS INSTANT. That is not the way we treat guests in our home. You invited your friend Roy Hibbert here to play; you have to share. You have to be nice.

Remember? Remember how Mr. Thibodeau said you have to work on your sharing? When Roy has had a turn, then you can have a turn. That way, everyone gets to play. And while you're waiting, you may play with your finger guns. No, you may NOT finger-shoot Roy to get the ball back.

Best caption wins "The Sharing Song," the animated video for which might actually frighten you away from sharing anything ever again. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Jeremy Lin comes to face-to-stomach with the Boston Celtics' top-three defense.

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Linable-to-see.-(AP)

Winner, Russell S: Rajon! Apply directly to the forehead.
Rajon! Apply directly to the forehead.
Rajon! Apply directly to the forehead.

Runner-up, Al: I thought Lin's degree was in economics, not anatomy.

Second runner-up, Jason: When Mike D'Antoni told Jeremy Lin to go headlong into the problem, it wasn't exactly what he had in mind.

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