Thirty-nine days. That's how long it's been since I left you with a dope rhyme to step to — or, at least, a dope photo to caption. Utterly ridiculous and completely inexcusable. I've let you down; more than that, though, I've let myself down.
Luckily, every day presents a new opportunity to correct your mistakes. In the interest of doing so, please accept this shot of Golden State Warriors flamethrower Stephen Curry donning his three-goggles, or perhaps his threenoculars, after knocking down one of his two triples in five tries en route to a 26-point, 12-assist, five-rebound night in the Dubs' 125-118 home win over the Toronto Raptors on Monday night.
What's Steph looking at — or, more importantly, what's he seeing? Best caption wins dumb beer goggles, just in time for St. Patrick's Day (not really). Good luck.
In our last adventure ... oh, man, who can remember? You all won. Congratulations!