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Dan Devine

Create-a-Caption: Nice detachable beard, Eddie House

Dan Devine
Ball Don't Lie

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It's definitely a slick look, Eddie House(notes), but as you're clearly learning, all that shooting 44.7 percent from 3-point range can really jostle it/exponentially increase chinsweat, which can lead to detachment at unintended, inopportune times. Might I suggest some spirit gum? It's saved my bacon on no fewer than three occasions.

Best caption wins a detachable yarnbeard of your very own (NOTE: not really). Good luck.

In our last adventure: If Vinny Del Negro can't see it, it's not happening.

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Winner, indeedproceed: "I've made a huge mistake."

Runner-up, Roger Mason(notes) Jr. = Hero: Donald Sterling visits the sideline.

Second runner-up, Dave MM: This is the first quarter, while VDN can still watch the game by peeking through his fingers. By the second quarter, however, he just turns around completely.

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