Udonis Haslem is never going to stop yelling at teammate and point guard Mario Chalmers for the Big 3's latest, most heinous prank. Whether he actually did anything is immaterial; he will be the receptacle for all of the rage. We all have our parts to play.
Best caption wins some very sound Goo Gone solutions, which UD might need right about meow. Good luck.
Runner-up, JakeVozquel: "This one's for C-Webb, Jalen Rose and ... and ... the other two guys from the Fab 5! Jimmy Page and Robert Plant! No, no, thats not it. Well ... you know who you are!"
NOTE: We salute you, Jimmy King and Ray Jackson. You are appreciated.
A Special Commendation in Ruling, Dollarmenunaire Division, goes to TokenAG, who busted this dope move: Juwan Howard's face when he realizes that his AARP card gets him a discount at LIV.