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Create-a-Caption: Nets start sliding even earlier this year

Dan Devine
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. WHOA. You can RIDE A SPEED CHUTE down the Great Wall of China? Why haven't any of you told me about this? I thought we were friends, Internet. Jeepers creepers, this is downright hurtful.

I guess New Jersey Nets rookies Derrick Favors(notes) and Ben Uzoh(notes) have cooler, more considerate friends than I do in you, Internet, because someone hipped them to what I'm sure is the dopest ride of all time during the Nets' trip to Beijing. Best caption wins a rocket sled. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Raise the Raja, y'all.

Winner, jasonh: Quiet, or they will hear us. Sit Back and watch an amazing defender in his natural habitat.

Runner-up, LaJames W: Utah, being affected by the economy, have decided that downsizing was in order. First mascot/team doctor in history.

Second runner-up, give_and_go: The Memphis Grizzlies introduce their new marketing ploy: replace shooting souvenir t-shirts into the stands with tossing souvenir players into the stands.

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