Great C-a-C eye by BDL reader "Spencer": Timberwolves' Rodney Carney hurdles Warriors' Kelenna Azubuike after a 'Buike pump fake — does that sound like a porn title, or what? — in the third quarter of Tuesday night's game. Carney was called for a foul on the play. Best caption wins recess. "Go! Go! Throw your glove on the ball diamond! Go!" Good luck, kids.
After the jump, Ricky Davis, thinkin' hard.
Oh, man, I just got it! It was because I missed the shot on my own basket!
Spidey sense ... tingling ... Michael Phelps is in the stands.