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Create-a-Caption: More like ‘Number “sup, son?” draft pick,’ am I right?

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Anthony Bennett doesn't know what to tell you, man. (Brad White/Getty Images)

"So, you don't think I did such a great job of throwing out the first pitch at the Toronto Blue Jays/Oakland A's game this weekend? Well, I'm still the first Canadian ever chosen No. 1 overall in the NBA draft, so, y'know, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" — Cleveland Cavaliers rookie Anthony Bennett, probably.

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In our last adventure: Kobe Bryant just realized he hasn't watched nearly enough film on ramen preparation.


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'Uh-oh.' (Photo via Weibo/ChinaNavis)

Winner, Duncan: "What do you mean by 'pass' the salt?"

Runner-up, The Devil: Kobe Bryant quits basketball and takes up culinary school after reading a hacked Wikipedia page claiming that Michael Jordan was the greatest chef of all time.

Second runner-up, Jason : All these weeks later, Kobe still is not able to rid himself of the mental picture of Metta World Peace amnestying his jeans. It keeps him awake at night.

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