Luke Walton is apoplectic. (AP)
All right, Luke Walton, for the BILLIONTH time — if you want to get any playing time, you can't be the first one without a seat in our game of Musical Chairs at the start of every half. I can explain it more slowly if you need me to; I guess you're not a real big sports guy?
Wait, let me guess: You didn't play these kinds of games growing up because your dad said they were too exclusionary and everyone got to share the bongos for an exactly equal amount of time and blah blah blah. Whatever, Luke. You can tell us all about it while you're standing in a banana suit and not playing.
Best caption wins some real solid Musical Chairs strat. Good luck.
the best part. I'd never lie to Charles."
Runner-up, Mr. Jones: During the ruckus, a reporter stepped on Yao's toe. He's out for six weeks.
- Luke Walton