"I think we can all agree that nothing happened on Saturday night. And if anything did happen, it definitely wasn't that I got jobbed, and it DEFINITELY wasn't that Dr. J kissed my mom. Definitely not those things. Right, you guys? Right?" -- JaVale McGee(notes), desperately seeking the support of his Washington Wizards teammates, probably
Best caption wins either a lifetime supply of blinders or an endless loop of Candlebox playing their song, "Blinders." Good luck.
Runner-up, wegman23aq: After being trapped on the Island of Cleveland by [Dan Gilbert] for what seemed like generations, The Man in Black finally escaped to South Beach.
NOTE: I only kind of get this, because I didn't watch the show, but I figure it'll be like manna to you "Lost" nerds out there.
Second runner-up, Jason: LeBron practices fading away [for] when the Heat lose to the Celtics in the Conference Finals.