What Jamal Crawford won't say to longtime Los Angeles Clippers front-row ticket-holder Billy Crystal, of course, is that he mostly dug those David Paymer scenes. And who can blame him? David Paymer is not only a "Hey! It's That Guy" Hall of Famer (a real "Hall of Paymer," if you will, but you won't), but he was also in "The Larry Sanders Show," which Jamal thinks of every time he sees the Milwaukee Bucks big man block a shot/do something ridiculous. In the parlance of an argument that commanded the Internet on Sunday (and continues to do so today), Jamal is definitely Team Paymer.
Still, though, Crawford appreciates Crystal's support, and will engage him in a brief pregame chat. What do you think Jamal Crawford and Billy Crystal would talk about? Best caption wins a Yelawolf song about methamphetamines, duh. Good luck.
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