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Create-a-Caption: Kevin Love is a gold-medal eavesdropper

Dan Devine
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Kevin Love stays gettin' 'em. (Getty Images)

Hey, Kevin Love? Let's get something straight. There's a difference between "getting" your teammates and purposely spying on their private conversations. I mean, I know you're a news-breaking journalist and all, but you're not a gossip columnist — no need to snoop on LeBron James and Kobe Bryant when they're having a moment, man. Jeez, a little respect, huh?

Best caption wins the Cone of Silence, which can really come in handy in situations like this. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Detroit Pistons rookie center Andre Drummond x platinum-selling artist Sheryl Crow = a pretty good Girl Talk track, probably?

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Best friends forever. (Getty Images)

Winner, Give_and_go: "Oh, hi! I loved you in 'When Harry Met Sally!'"

"I'm not Meg Ryan, LeBron."

"I'm not LeBron James!"

"You're not? Then who are you?"

"Who am I? Who are you?"

Runner-up, Nick: Drummond: "... but Mumble couldn't sing; he could only tap dance. And all the other penguins were mean to him ..."

Crow: "Can't ... get ... hand ... free ..."

Second runner-up, Larry: "Look at them down there. They're so small and leathery. Like little dragon eggs."

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