Hey, Kevin Love? Let's get something straight. There's a difference between "getting" your teammates and purposely spying on their private conversations. I mean, I know you're a news-breaking journalist and all, but you're not a gossip columnist — no need to snoop on LeBron James and Kobe Bryant when they're having a moment, man. Jeez, a little respect, huh?
Best caption wins the Cone of Silence, which can really come in handy in situations like this. Good luck.
Winner, Give_and_go: "Oh, hi! I loved you in 'When Harry Met Sally!'"
"I'm not Meg Ryan, LeBron."
"I'm not LeBron James!"
"You're not? Then who are you?"
"Who am I? Who are you?"
Runner-up, Nick: Drummond: "... but Mumble couldn't sing; he could only tap dance. And all the other penguins were mean to him ..."
Crow: "Can't ... get ... hand ... free ..."
Second runner-up, Larry: "Look at them down there. They're so small and leathery. Like little dragon eggs."