Hey, Kevin Love? Let's get something straight. There's a difference between "getting" your teammates and purposely spying on their private conversations. I mean, I know you're a news-breaking journalist and all, but you're not a gossip columnist — no need to snoop on LeBron James and Kobe Bryant when they're having a moment, man. Jeez, a little respect, huh?
Best caption wins the Cone of Silence, which can really come in handy in situations like this. Good luck.
"I'm not Meg Ryan, LeBron."
"I'm not LeBron James!"
"You're not? Then who are you?"
"Who am I? Who are you?"
Runner-up, Nick: Drummond: "... but Mumble couldn't sing; he could only tap dance. And all the other penguins were mean to him ..."
Crow: "Can't ... get ... hand ... free ..."
Second runner-up, Larry: "Look at them down there. They're so small and leathery. Like little dragon eggs."