Eee-hee. (B. Sevald/Einstein/NBA/Getty Images)
Weird. Would've figured he'd be more of an "Off the Wall" guy.
Best caption wins moonwalk lessons. Good luck.
The new Dorell Wright Widemouth Cans allow for an even faster pour. (Howard Smith-USA TODAY Sports)Winner, JakeVozquel: "ADRIANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"
Runner-up, The Football God: The music stopped. There should have been a chair here.
Second runner-up, Trevor: "Spencer voted for WHO!?"
A Special Commendation in Ruling, Zing Your Host Division, goes to Joshj, who has me pegged: "Dan didn't write an article about my new tattoo? Come on!"