"I mean ... I know I said I played too many charity games last summer, but still, they asked Damien Wilkins to play in the LudaDay Weekend game and not me? I could have done fun dunks and dribbles, and been laughing and having fun with one of the stars of 'Fast Five.' But now ... nothing.
Best caption wins the kind of cheer-up that only "shutting up" a high school kid can bring. Good luck.
In our last adventure: NBA commissioner David Stern is simply gobsmacked.
Runner-up, Grisam S: "Wait, how'd you know what teams are gonna be in the Finals next year? Only I know that!"
NOTE: Ah, yes. Nothing more fun that loving a league where people are pretty convinced everything is rigged.
Second runner-up, Shoalb S: David Stern reacts after being informed that Billy Hunter just tweeted the locations of the alleged "buried bodies."