"Hey, Coach Drew ... not to be all 'Johnny Highest-Paid Player Pulling Rank' over here, but are you sure a Jeff Teague several-feet-wide airball is the best play for us to be running in crunch time?"
"They'll never expect it, Joe."
"Yeah, but there's like 10 seconds left and we're down three in a game that we have absolutely no business winning."
Best caption wins 71 minutes of instruction in the sly art of misdirection, which Atlanta Hawks head coach Larry Drew has clearly mastered. Good luck.
Winner, J: "QWOP 2: Full Court Press."
Runner-up, JakeVozquel: Baron Davis (pricking his voodoo doll): "Let's see how YOU like back pain!"
Davis subs in
Second runner-up, Vaffanculo: Lin's in pain?!? Think of the poor guy to the left that he's stepping on.
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