Banshee status. (Andrew D. Bernstein/NBA/Getty Images)
"Show me in the rulebook where it says I can't emit a high-pitched squealing noise on my way to the basket. Go ahead. I'll wait." — Jerryd Bayless, probably.
Best caption wins ear plugs, which Boris Diaw probably could've used. Good luck.
"Ohhhh, just wait 'til I get my hands on you." (Andy Lyons/Getty Images)
Runner-up, Art: When it finds itself far from its familiar sideline habitat, the Turiaf is known to freeze in an effort to avoid detection.
Second runner-up, Big S: Ronny Turiaf doesn't just chase a loose ball. He pursues a soulful connection and proceeds only when both are at peace with the relationship.
- Ronny Turiaf
- Jerryd Bayless
- Boris Diaw