Jeff Pendergraph breaks, and creates, tension. (Getty Images)
I mean, I get that you are super amped for Game 5 of the Eastern Conference semifinals, Jeff Pendergraph, but look how uncomfortable you are making your fellow Indiana Pacers. Leandro Barbosa is frowning, and he basically always smiles. And Tyler Hansbrough? It looks like you have made him catatonic. It would be going out on a limb to say that this is the SOLE reason Indiana appeared so flat offensively on Tuesday night, but that is a limb I will go out on. On which I will go out? Out on which I am prepared to go.
ANYWAY: It's all your fault, Jeff Pendergraph. Hope you've apologized to poor Tyler.
Best caption wins some proper, contextual primal screaming, thanks to the coaching staff of the Denver Nuggets. Good luck.
World Peace: "Oh, don't worry. They're not for me."
Runner-up, The VZA: "... and then I said, 'The Aristocrats!'"
Second runner-up, KDubbbs: "You don't have to worry. You're just a DEEP bench guy. Harden's not really actually a bench guy, but I don't elbow DEEP bench guys."
- Jeff Pendergraph
- Indiana Pacers
- Tyler Hansbrough
- Leandro Barbosa