I mean, I get that you are super amped for Game 5 of the Eastern Conference semifinals, Jeff Pendergraph, but look how uncomfortable you are making your fellow Indiana Pacers. Leandro Barbosa is frowning, and he basically always smiles. And Tyler Hansbrough? It looks like you have made him catatonic. It would be going out on a limb to say that this is the SOLE reason Indiana appeared so flat offensively on Tuesday night, but that is a limb I will go out on. On which I will go out? Out on which I am prepared to go.
ANYWAY: It's all your fault, Jeff Pendergraph. Hope you've apologized to poor Tyler.
Best caption wins some proper, contextual primal screaming, thanks to the coaching staff of the Denver Nuggets. Good luck.
In our last adventure: Metta World Peace loves the spotlight, while Nazr Mohammed prefers to stick to the shadows.
Winner, Roger Mason Jr. = Hero: World Peace: "Do you know where I can get 12 cheesecakes shaped like Arkansas, a helmet full of cottage cheese and a Thurman Munson rookie card? I'll be needing these items right after the game is over."
World Peace: "Oh, don't worry. They're not for me."
Runner-up, The VZA: "... and then I said, 'The Aristocrats!'"
Second runner-up, KDubbbs: "You don't have to worry. You're just a DEEP bench guy. Harden's not really actually a bench guy, but I don't elbow DEEP bench guys."