Create-a-Caption: Gregg Popovich puts his best foot forward

Can Pop kick it? Yes, he can. Obviously. Duh.

Best caption wins kicks with the power of punches, which really aren't that useful in a punch-fight, it turns out. Good luck.

In our last adventure: The 2011-12 Portland Trail Blazers are brought to you by Struggleface.

Winner, John Patrick: The Portland team prostate examination was a terrible experience for Jamal Crawford.

Runner-up, Mr. Jones: If you think we're going to the playoffs, raise your hand.

Second runner-up, Matt: The Trail Blazers' bench pays for Raymond Felton's decision to eat Chipotle before the game.