[EXPLETIVE] here watched "Empire" and "Jedi" last week. Ever since then, he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick. The crazy [EXPLETIVE] thinks he can levitate [EXPLETIVE] with his thoughts.
slaps the Larry O'Brien Trophy out of Dirk Nowitzki's hand
Knock it off.
Best caption wins a learning guide to how to use the Force in real life, which is totally possible and a completely reasonable pursuit, Internet. Good luck.
In our last adventure: INTO THE PAST! We visit a pre-Besiktas "Answer" and a pre-Lex Luthor JoeCraw.
Winner, Jlpamc: Allen Iverson: "I'll take Whoopi to block."
Runner-up, Mr. Jones: Iverson: "Whoa, look at the border of this picture. You think it'll break if I touch it?"
Joey Crawford: "I don't know. Try it."
Second runner-up, Whatever: "Hey Joey, look at the scoreboard. That can't be right. I've scored 30 points, but it says we're losing."