Fantasy Football 2014:

Dan Devine

Create-a-Caption: 'But I don't WANNA feel the burn, GOSH'

Dan Devine
Ball Don't Lie

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C'mon, Blake Griffin(notes). You and I both know that if you don't listen to Los Angeles Clippers strength and conditioning coach Richard Williams and stretch properly, you run the risk of injury. You can't rely on unholy natural athleticism forever. I know it's uncomfortable — especially when you see the cameraman setting up to capture the moment — but trust us. We have your best interests at heart.

And hey, if you buck up and stretch out, we'll go out for a nice, refreshing Del Taco Inception Burrito later, I promise. Sound good, sport? Great!

Best caption wins advance passes to 2013's dumbest movie. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Lean on DeAndre Jordan when you're not strong. (Clippers, Clippers everywhere!)

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Winner, Sean: With no benches in the locker room, DeAndre Jordan(notes) improvises a barricade to keep Donald Sterling out.

Runner-up, aly: DeAndre Jordan shows his teammates his best Suge Knight impression.

Second runner-up, Jayjay: DeAndre Jordan prepares Blake Griffin's prop for the Dunk Contest.

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League type:
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League size:
10 players
Draft time:
Aug 27 9:00 am
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