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Create-a-Caption: Don't let that ball drop, Donte Greene

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Ball Don't Lie

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Whatever you do, Donte Greene(notes), don't you let that basketball drop. The fate of the Sacramento Kings entire NBA all humanity the entire Multiverse depends on it. Of course you want to know why, and obviously I would love to tell you why, but there's no time and it'd just explode your mind anyway; suffice it to say, magicks are involved. (Yeah, I know — the "ck" kind. It's that serious.)

So, in summation, I guess what I'm trying to say is, whatever you do, don't let that basketball drop. Seriously.

Best caption wins some pretty important advice about not dropping the ball. Good luck.

In our last adventure: Avery Johnson ain't too proud to beg.

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Winner, Ryan: "Please, please give me two techs so I can go sit with Mark Cuban."

Runner-up, joaoramosclemente: Avery Johnson tries to count with his fingers how many wins the Nets will have this year.

Second runner-up, TKTKTK: Avery Johnson: This is the church, this is the steeple ...

Eric Dalen: TECH!

Avery: Open it up, and ... wait, what?


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