Don't let him pull that move on you, David Lee. Don't let him pull that move on you! Oh, that's the move! That's the move!
DeMarcus Cousins pulled a few dope moves for the Sacramento Kings on Tuesday night, but he couldn't keep the Kings too competitive against the Golden State Warriors. I don't think Cousins cares more about looking good than he cares about winning, but I do think he cared enough to look good here. And I, for one, appreciate it.
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Tony Parker: "Timmy, everyone's open. We're playing the Wizards."
Runner-up, Hami32: Scoring on the Wizards is such a given that players now high-five during the play rather than after scoring.
Second runner-up, Mr. Jones: This is only the second recorded instance in history when Tim Duncan had a second facial expression.
A Special Commendation in Ruling, Johnny Rockets When I Shoot the Cannons Division, goes out to EJ in Phoenix, who offered:
Tim Duncan heard a rumor that Gilbert Arenas attended the game. Clearly, he doesn't want any trouble.
Miss u, Agent Zero.
- Tim Duncan
- DeMarcus Cousins
- Sacramento Kings