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    Create-a-Caption: Cool defense, Elton Brand

    By Dan Devine | Ball Don't Lie – Mon, Jan 23, 2012 2:00 PM EST

    Elton Brand does something very illegal to LeBron James. (Getty Images)

    Getting simultaneously vertical and horizontal, straddling shoulders and inducing struggle faces. Textbook defense, Elton Brand. I'm glad to see that you are taking a leadership role in emphasizing the fundamentals to the rest of your Philadelphia 76ers teammates. You have to be fundamentally sound when grabbing groins. You just have to.

    Best caption wins two shots and the ball. Good luck.

    In our last adventure (ages ago, it was!): I know you loved it, but "Supermarket Sweep" has been off the air for like 10 years, Kendrick Perkins. You have to let it go.

    Kendrick Perkins doesn't like the suggestion that Hungry Man dinners are 'Ethnic.' (Getty Images)Winner, Brad: "Is this a bad time to tell you that I don't have a microwave?"

    Runner-up, The Football God: "Fifteen years from now, I'll be the Weight Watchers' spokesman."

    Second runner-up, Scooter281: "Yeah, kid, those will definitely put some hair on your chin."

    NOTE: Submission most effective as the set-up for the punchline delivered by Sean S.: "Yeah, kid, those will definitely put some chins on your chin."

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    46 comments

    • E G
      E G  •  21 days ago
      "Elton, you have to straighten your legs out for it to be planking"
    • Robert C
      Robert C  •  Oklahoma City, Oklahoma  •  4 months ago
      Lebron and Elton failed miserably at performing the infamous 'Double Nutcracker'.
    • Thanatos
      Thanatos  •  3 months ago
      King: James is going for the finisher!
      J.R.: TKO! TKO!
    • Hans
      Hans  •  Tucker, Georgia  •  4 months ago
      South Beach Talent Grab
    • Robert C
      Robert C  •  Oklahoma City, Oklahoma  •  4 months ago
      Lebron prays that it is, in fact, a gun in Elton's pocket.
    • TDD
      TDD  •  3 months ago
      "C'mon ref, I got all ball!"
    • Jason
      Jason  •  Mt Hamilton, California  •  3 months ago
      This is NOT how you do the Macarena
    • Dago
      Dago  •  Manila, Philippines  •  3 months ago
      LeBron James: Gaaaatooraaaade...
      Elton Brand: H2O!
    • YourHero
      YourHero  •  3 months ago
      The closest Lebron has come to carrying another player in quite some time!
    • Vaffanculo
      Vaffanculo  •  3 months ago
      Illegal use of the hands. Five yards from the previous spot and an automatic first down.
    • Vaffanculo
      Vaffanculo  •  3 months ago
      Some helicopter rides just don't end well for either participant.
    • Da Dinininon
      Da Dinininon  •  Pomona, California  •  3 months ago
      Elton Brand fears for his life as Lebron James botches the F-5.
    • Russell S
      Russell S  •  3 months ago
      This is what happens when your kids pit Elton Brand's action figure against LeBron's action figure 1-on-1.
    • Eye of the Tiger
      Eye of the Tiger  •  Los Angeles, California  •  3 months ago
      From the top of the backboard, Elton lands a full cross body!!
    • Mr
      Mr  •  3 months ago
      After Elton's version of a "Wet Willie", he now has to register as a sex offender.
    • find_dc
      find_dc  •  4 months ago
      "I clap my hands three times, and "poof" Elton Brand magically appears!"
      • Tim Renyer
        Tim Renyer 3 months ago
        lol. He is clapping.. best one!
    • tyson
      tyson  •  Seattle, Washington  •  3 months ago
      Elton says
      "I don't see why they call him king."
    • tyson
      tyson  •  Seattle, Washington  •  3 months ago
      Eddy Curry told him to let it happen.
    • ZackB
      ZackB  •  Charlotte, North Carolina  •  3 months ago
      How bout cha reach in my pocket
    • ZackB
      ZackB  •  Charlotte, North Carolina  •  3 months ago
      oooo how bout cha hang on my back like a monkey
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