Getting simultaneously vertical and horizontal, straddling shoulders and inducing struggle faces. Textbook defense, Elton Brand. I'm glad to see that you are taking a leadership role in emphasizing the fundamentals to the rest of your Philadelphia 76ers teammates. You have to be fundamentally sound when grabbing groins. You just have to.
Best caption wins two shots and the ball. Good luck.
Runner-up, The Football God: "Fifteen years from now, I'll be the Weight Watchers' spokesman."
Second runner-up, Scooter281: "Yeah, kid, those will definitely put some hair on your chin."
NOTE: Submission most effective as the set-up for the punchline delivered by Sean S.: "Yeah, kid, those will definitely put some chins on your chin."