Brook Lopez(notes) has a hard time containing his excitement when he sees the full run of "Arrested Development" on sale for less than $30, which seems kind of weird to me, frankly. Like the guy with the $5,490,303 remaining on his contract really cares about saving a couple of bucks. Come on!
Best caption wins a Cornballer. Good luck, and seriously, be careful with that thing.
In our last adventure: Dirk Nowitzki and Tyson Chandler are totally bamboozled.
Winner, Cruz: Dirk: "We're locked out!? I thought you said you got the keys!"
Tyson: "No! It was a question. I was like, 'Got the keys?'"
Runner-up, Jayjay: Dirk Nowitzki(notes): "It's pronounced 'NOVITZKI.'"
Tyson Chandler(notes): "NOWITZKI."
Dirk: "No."
Tyson: "No."
Dirk: "Vitz."
Tyson: "Vitz."
Dirk: "Ki."
Tyson: "Ki."
Dirk: "NOVITZKI!"
Tyson: "NOWITZKI!"
Jason Kidd(notes): "Just call him Dirk."
J.J. Barea: "I call him Germs."
Second runner-up, Daniel: Nowitzki: "What do you mean, I can't move fast from end to end?"
Chandler: "That's what I said. You are the slowest ... hey, where did Dirk go?"
Kidd: "Behind you."